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I had a burrito for lunch, forgetting my date tonight. That was five hours of agony.

thenagger:

One of the reasons to love Jeremy Clarkson

thenagger:

One of the reasons to love Jeremy Clarkson

sniperj0e:

"date a girl who reads!!", "brainy is the new sexy!", "bigger books are better than bigger boobs!"

oh shut the fuck up

date a person who makes you smile, who makes you snort soda out of your nose and still thinks your laugh is cute

not based on how many john green novels they’ve read or episodes of sherlock they’ve watched you petty little fucks

The surgery was a success. I can now return to my people.

The surgery was a success. I can now return to my people.

My stock crew and I work stupid early shifts. So we spend most of the time shouting very crude obscenities at each other. It’s the best part if my day

It’s fucking -11 outside. I’m afraid to go to work.

So I’m actually following through with my resolution to start anew. I burned my links to the past (literally. I love my fireplace), and I’m moving to a new city in a few months. Now I just need to find a new profession that isn’t aging me horribly.

So I’ve been having nightmares about my ex. They’re god awful and I’d wish they would stop. She’s, literally, the last thing I want on my mind.

startthemachine:

How many of these do you have?

The hardest project I’ve done. Finally complete. And I only hit my fingers with the hammer about a dozen times.

The hardest project I’ve done. Finally complete. And I only hit my fingers with the hammer about a dozen times.