I had a burrito for lunch, forgetting my date tonight. That was five hours of agony.
One of the reasons to love Jeremy Clarkson
"date a girl who reads!!", "brainy is the new sexy!", "bigger books are better than bigger boobs!"
oh shut the fuck up
date a person who makes you smile, who makes you snort soda out of your nose and still thinks your laugh is cute
not based on how many john green novels they’ve read or episodes of sherlock they’ve watched you petty little fucks
My stock crew and I work stupid early shifts. So we spend most of the time shouting very crude obscenities at each other. It’s the best part if my day
So I’m actually following through with my resolution to start anew. I burned my links to the past (literally. I love my fireplace), and I’m moving to a new city in a few months. Now I just need to find a new profession that isn’t aging me horribly.
So I’ve been having nightmares about my ex. They’re god awful and I’d wish they would stop. She’s, literally, the last thing I want on my mind.
How many of these do you have?